Correction: I follow 200 American blogs that don’t queue
I think that almost all of the 200 blogs u follow must live in the United States because my dash is dead at 2:30 in the morning
It’s 2:07 what is my body doing
After midnight is when the radio plays the ads for psychics.
I’m making noises like Mr Bean someone help
I should not be given access to fluffy johnlock fics or Netflix or probably Internet in general
Fanfic: Spilled Jam, Sherlock | FanFiction →
THIS IS REALLY CUTE JOHNLOCK FLUFF THAT I FOUND
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
Full House has been playing for an hour and a half and I have been happy for all of that time.
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
thebeautyofsoundd: kindest-laugh: If you reblog this post by June 21st, 2013 I will write down every single url that reblogged this and stick it in a jar and will scatter them all around this summer (I will be traveling in July). They might be taped in public bathrooms, thrown around at a concert, or left in a seat of a roller coaster…Who knows? Someone may find your url and message you saying...
thedoctorisreal: lifespossibilities: So right after I finished watching the last episode Sherlock my dad made me got pick up a pizza While I was driving that “if I just lay here would you lie with me” song came on and I almost had to pull over because I was about to burst into ugly sobbing because JOHNLOCK FEELS Song is called “Chasing Cars” by Snow Patrol. One of my favorite...
turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
Reblog this if you are an American Sherlockian.
I feel like the party’s happening in England. Wtf man.
So right after I finished watching the last episode Sherlock my dad made me got pick up a pizza While I was driving that “if I just lay here would you lie with me” song came on and I almost had to pull over because I was about to burst into ugly sobbing because JOHNLOCK FEELS
pumpkinlessidjit: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love “no” ANABIEL LOOK IT UP IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
gallifrey-feels: underutilized-nerdgirl: im-an-angel-you-asshat: Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back. Gabriel Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
wikatiepedia: crimsoncamellianeko: forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim: wikatiepedia: from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this oh wow look how sarcastic that looks that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
toostrongforblasters: superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song...
Someone: Do you know any good books to read?
Me: How long do you have?
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
binkshapiro: whosromeo: girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you” the da vinci code has been cracked
lucyintheskywithducks: perspicaciousbovril: There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
When Jason goes back to Camp Jupiter
Jason: Which one of you d-bags threw that brick
quillery: I woke up this morning with an epiphany: no one has done this already (as far as I know), so it was up to me to make it exist. You’re welcome.